One of our office mates just found some brown orange juice in the fridge. Seems that it would have really complemented the black Chinese food found yesterday.
Seriously…how does this happen and how does no one notice?
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January 30, 2009
January 15, 2009
Getting things warmed up...
Welcome to the blog that will change how you feel about eating lunch at the workplace. Visiting here will make you wonder several things, the least of which being what the people were eating that day. Our coworkers are a special breed — people without a filter. If it is thought, 99% of the time it’s said — which makes for great blog fodder.
For example — today the conversation around the table turned to the elderly and their *ahem* sexual behaviour. The topic came up rather benignly as one coworker was recounting how her grandmother set upon her husband at their wedding reception to give some choice nudges about the upcoming “wedding night”. The grandmother reportedly gave a knowing smile and some winks and nods — which I’m sure had to be scarring and probably counterproductive in the whole “get in the mood” thought process. From here the conversation turned to grandparents that still get it on in their late age and the probability that we will be so lucky as to be enjoying these activities when we reach OUR 70’s…you see how this progresses…
The stories were finally summed in a fantastic recounting of one grandfather who once gave the following Christmas toast:
“Here’s to the kisses I’ve snatched…and visa versa.”
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